@NYC_Blonde: Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
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@BritXNic: I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.
@ThePocketJustin: I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place.
@HatfieldAnne: Dad used to remind us kids to check for copperheads hidden in the woodpile. Of less concern was giving an ax to a 10-year-old.