@KentWGraham: Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then.
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@FeelingEuphoric: *gazing up at stars* Her (whispering): is that the Big Dipper? Me (a barista): actually the technical term for it is Venti Dipper
@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.