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@mrjohntofu: Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers?
@Aspersioncast: China are probably making all the medals anyway.
@Maxine12333: I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head.
@weinerdog4life: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car.
@1MeLrO: Blows you, kisses
See proper punctuation is important
@mstluvstrinkets: The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today.
-I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard