@mrjohntofu: Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers?
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@Avepates: Sometimes I like to hysterically tell mall security that my infant son has gone missing just so I can show people baby pictures of myself.
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@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.