@lecalabara: Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain.
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@Holy_Mowgli: [1907. the first convenience store opens] GUY WHO INVENTED INCONVENIENCE STORES: damn
@Darlainky: I could tell you the story of breaking my arm sledding but be warned, it goes downhill fast.
@druuuck: BOSS: it says here that you're too sexy for your shirt. Is that a typo? ME: *doing my little turn on the catwalk* I'm also good with Excel