@lecalabara: Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain.
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@AlexvanBeek: "No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses
@RickAaron: "I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".
@sucittaM: If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation.