@lecalabara: Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain.
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@neiltyson: Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.
@Thunderhunk3000: Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.
@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
@robdelaney: 9 out of 10 dentists agree: golf is a fantastic way to avoid raising your children.