@PaulyPeligroso: Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him.
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@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
@david8hughes: [Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] "Gordon needs me, the city needs me." [Robin waving flashlight around] "Oh wow look they need me too."
@TheAlexP: Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money