@PaulyPeligroso: Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him.
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@pdxjohnny99: DEATH STAR BARISTA: How do you want your coffee? VADER: On the dark side. DEATH STAR BARISTA: Debit? Cash? VADER: Star bucks.
@ThatBrenna: If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you're hardcore.