@crayan9: Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
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@beccafacexo: If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety.
@stephenjmolloy: <enter password> ikilledaman <password must contain a number> *7 hours later* ikilled2men
@Chase_Observes: Don’t believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels.