@panmidwest: Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?
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@BlindChow: "Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
@AaronFullerton: Doctor: "I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--" Lou Bega: "Way ahead of you."
@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.