@panmidwest: Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?
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@ohen39: wife: I am having an affair me: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well
@Bill_Nye_tho: i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals
@Heather2Go: To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either.
@BBQJones28: Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything.