@panmidwest: Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?
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@Donna_McCoy: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, but there sure are a lot of unauthorized charges on the credit card.
@Lunatic_times: I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.
@david8hughes: "I've an appointment with Dr Patel." "Dr Patel is off sick today so-" [slowly backs away & whispers] "U people can't even help yourselves."