@panmidwest: Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?
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@robfee: Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country? 2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?
@runninforwine: Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic.
@Nickadoo: My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, "You're fine." Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist.