@click4amanda: Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???
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@Carbosly: Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon.
@UncleDuke1969: The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: "That's way too big to fit in the back door." 4 people in unison: "That's what she said!"