@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
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@KateWhineHall: Until I had kids I didn't realize that "bouncing off the walls" was actually a literal statement.
@Ideal_Victoria: *puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out.
@donofalltrades1: If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger