@3sunzzz: Why does everyone keep telling me to 'grow a pear'? I don't even like pears.
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@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
@KeetPotato: a snail bet me £1000 he could get home before i could and i didn't really think it thru properly can anybody lend me money?
@Jesssicle: The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way.
@chuuew: ME: I'm as strong as a box! HER: Surely you mean "ox"? ME: [easily collapses after getting wet from tears]