@3sunzzz: Why does everyone keep telling me to 'grow a pear'? I don't even like pears.
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@SoVeryBritish: Leaving restaurant: "That was lovely" Outside: "Well, it was okay" In car: "I mean, it wasn't great" Back home: "We won't go there again"
@rickolantern: Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween.
@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.