@3sunzzz: Why does everyone keep telling me to 'grow a pear'? I don't even like pears.
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@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
@ItsAndyRyan: In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right
@callie_cakes: Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't "get" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It.
@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.