@3sunzzz: Why does everyone keep telling me to 'grow a pear'? I don't even like pears.
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@amydillon: One of my sons says he likes my new haircut, and the other will have to twirl a sign outside a Mattress Firm to pay for college, I guess.
@TheDjinnTrials: If used correctly, Twitter can be used as an antidepressant. Just don't take it as a suppository.
@GrandadJFreeman: If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.