@3sunzzz: Why does everyone keep telling me to 'grow a pear'? I don't even like pears.
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@BoomBoomBetty: One time I was talking to a really cute med student, we were flirting and laughing and it all looked promising. Then I sat down on a chair and it collapsed under me and shattered. Anyway that was 26 years ago and I haven’t sat down since.
@Samigrl2: "Do what you love & the money will follow." Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait...
@DaddyJew: Honey, I think the milks gone bad "what makes you say that dear?" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?