@birbigs: Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job.
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@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die
@SteveKoehler22: Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50