@birbigs: Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job.
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@FilthyRichmond: I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, "Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"
@trevso_electric: You are like snow. White. Pretty to look at. I used to like to play with you but now I'll pay someone to get rid of you.
@GavinProbably: I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out.