@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
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@EndhooS: "But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..." Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* "I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"
@SortaSarcastic: 90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math.
@CroweJam: The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.