@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
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@QwertyJones3: [Safari] "Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos." Don't worry, I'm prepared for that. *shows handful of white marbles*