@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
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@JohnHilsen: Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.
@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.
@KKAlThani: My friend showed up wearing a "Narnia is real" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon.