@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
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@Brianhopecomedy: My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of "Let It Go", using only 3 words.
@notalogin: God never gives you more than you can handle. But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart.
@InternetHippo: It’s inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday
@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.