@birbigs: Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
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@thesulk: Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems.
@zachreinert03: Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said 'its up in the air'. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn't be in this mess
@DanielEdison_: "People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them" "By mistake?" "Not you as well".