@woodmuffin: Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??
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@Cheeseboy22: Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, "Please wear."
@KaysNH: I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
@pittdave13: For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in