@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
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@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot.
@0point5twins: BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It's sm- ME: I'm just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone.
@AnissaClingman: When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don't be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
@AlexvanBeek: Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic.