@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@5hael: *waiter pouring wine*
Say when sir
*wine slowly fills up the restaurant*
@TomSchally: Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.
@samthe8th: When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I'm a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.
@Mr_Mike_Clarke: Boom, boom, ching!
@salmarch79: Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.