@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
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@Schmoodles: I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat.
@ceejoyner: Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs.