@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
@UncleDuke1969: Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'.
@copymama: My husband’s parenting style is to menacingly say “Yeah!” after everything I say when I reprimand the kids.