@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@QwertyJones3: Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church?
Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects...
"WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"
@MensHumor: WTF IS THAT!
@PinkCamoTO: I've had my phone battery die at a family function. Nothing scares me now.
@Ristolable: I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say "Are you kidding me" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time
@HelsNotAllowed: My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the Zoo without me, he might see all his ex's there...