@ninatreemonkey: Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
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@ArfMeasures: [restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money
@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.