@Donna_McCoy: Why have an affair when you can so easily ruin your marriage by remodeling the kitchen?
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@mortimermaiden: Me: Wanna take this upstairs? Her: Mhm, but you should know it's my first time Me: Don't worry, upstairs is like the downstairs, just higher
@gabeserra: Power's been out for 40 minutes and the kids are asking why I haven't put new batteries in the house yet...