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@robfee: I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career.
@ericsshadow: 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys.
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.