@ThePocketJustin: Why isn't there ghost dinosaurs? They didn't all finish their business. They didn't know the comet was coming.
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@rolldiggity: Instructions for having an adventure: 1. Stand outside restaurant. 2. Wait for someone to ask if you're the valet. 3. Say yes.
@robfee: Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long.