@SteveKoehler22: Why not call baby pigs "hamlets" ?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@david8hughes: "Was he better than me?" "Joe, don't." "I have a right to know!" "No, he wasn't better than you." [god appears] "Mary, what the hell?"
@InternetHippo: genie: your last wish? [hillary looks upon all of the world’s suffering and nods] ... [somewhere in vermont a piano falls on bernie’s head]
@Mike_Vanatta: My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, "Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"
@BlindVigil: I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me...