@Storminika: I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way
@peteholmez: "I love all quilts, regardless of quality." - blanket statement
@AnkCoupleTO: [mall food court]
Me: *stomach rumbling* OMG not now
Brain: Too bad you hate using public washrooms
My White Undies: Sweet baby jesus no
@VerifiedBakchod: "An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away" ~ Samsung
@zachreinert03: finally sold everything that reminded me of my ex. kinda nice, I got $20 for her clothes, $50 for her tv, and $100 for our kid
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