@tuckerflodman: "Why?" - Socrates and four year-olds
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@markleggett: At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.
@TonyFan1420: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think Noon: Too tired to think 5:00 PM: Too tired to think Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??
@iamspacegirl: God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it