@tuckerflodman: "Why?" - Socrates and four year-olds
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@xLiserx: Me: *Reenacts the steamy handprint scene from Titanic as I gaze at an eclair inside a glass case* Clerk: You're making people uncomfortable.
@gkaluma: Why are government cars always in a hurry!! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties.
@TheDreamGhoul: saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming