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@schmittsteve: "Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"

[ sigh ] "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."
[ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]

“Why won’t you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?” 

[ sigh ] “You’re a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe.” 
[ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]

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