@itsa_talia: why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you're a stupid old man
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@Lisabug74: My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup.
@Social_Mime: Creator of Etch A Sketch: We'll show people drawing murals in the commercial but in reality most people will only be able to draw stairs.