@MableGertrude: Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven't left your couch since 2011.
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@mrtruthandsoul: Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!
@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.
@Aimiekins: You enter. "I've been expecting you," I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins.