@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
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@robfee: I bet when the first guy wore glasses everybody was like “Oh la de da, excuse me Mr. I Need TWO Monocles.”
@trojansauce: [interview] "what's you're biggest weakness?" *whispers* "sorry i couldn-" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME
@Jessdaisy: Today, I threw away all the random chargers and cables that have been collecting; I'm sure that every electronic ever associated with one of them will now show up instantly, after not having been seen in years.
@PaperWash: What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?