@KalvinMacleod: [inventing flies]
GOD: make them eat shit
ANGEL: got it
GOD: make their babies the grossest things in the world
ANGEL: ok who hurt you?
@sickipediabot: When a woman has tissues at her bedside, she has a cold.
When a man has tissues at his bedside, he may have a cold.
@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well
@detroit_et: Girl on Facebook
Heyy i have not seen u since high school.
Me. It's been a while.
Her. Yea been married 6 years now : )
Me. Unfriend
@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
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