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@jergarl: Wife: Are you drunk?

Me: I know this is a trick question so I'm going with no. Why?

W: Because you're naked on the neighbors porch.

M:...

Wife: Are you drunk?

Me: I know this is a trick question so I’m going with no. Why?

W: Because you’re naked on the neighbors porch.

M:…

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