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@murrman5: [wife calls]
did you write "make all the traps from home alone" on the calendar
[me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] "no"

[wife calls]
did you write “make all the traps from home alone” on the calendar
[me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] “no”

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