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@david8hughes: Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher?
Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident.

Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher?
Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can’t, there’s been an accident.

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