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@nbadag: WIFE: can you preheat the oven?
ME: you mean heat it
WIFE: not this again
ME: it can't be heated before it's heated. don't give me that look

WIFE: can you preheat the oven?
ME: you mean heat it
WIFE: not this again
ME: it can’t be heated before it’s heated. don’t give me that look

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