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@jimmy_boston: Wife: Did you measure for carpet?
Me: Yeah, from the window
Wife: Don't
Me: To the wall
Wife: Don't
Me: tothesweatdripoffmyballs!
*runs*

Wife: Did you measure for carpet?
Me: Yeah, from the window 
Wife: Don’t
Me: To the wall
Wife: Don’t
Me: tothesweatdripoffmyballs!
*runs*

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