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@SteveSuckington: [wife gets home & sees shit on the rug]
What's this?

"It was Rover he w.."
*dog makes throat slice gesture*

"It was me. I shit on the rug"

[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug]
What’s this?

“It was Rover he w..”
*dog makes throat slice gesture*

“It was me. I shit on the rug”

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