Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@SteveSuckington: [wife gets home & sees shit on the rug]
What's this?

"It was Rover he w.."
*dog makes throat slice gesture*

"It was me. I shit on the rug"

[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug]
What’s this?

“It was Rover he w..”
*dog makes throat slice gesture*

“It was me. I shit on the rug”

COMMENTS