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@WritePlay: Wife: I can't find my phone
Me: Want me to call it?
Wife: Sure, I -
Me: PHONE, HERE BOY

Wife: I can’t find my phone
Me: Want me to call it?
Wife: Sure, I – 
Me: PHONE, HERE BOY

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