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@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: I got our daughter a surprise for her birthday but don't let the cat out of the bag

Me: YOU GOT HER A CAT?

Kid: *upstairs* YAAAYYYY!

Wife: I got our daughter a surprise for her birthday but don’t let the cat out of the bag

Me: YOU GOT HER A CAT?

Kid: *upstairs* YAAAYYYY!

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