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@daemonic3: WIFE: i'm leaving you

ME: is it because I name inanimate objects?

WIFE: no, it's because you won't stop wearing that eyepiece

ME: [looking perplexed] why do you hate Monoclewinsky?

WIFE: i’m leaving you

ME: is it because I name inanimate objects?

WIFE: no, it’s because you won’t stop wearing that eyepiece

ME: [looking perplexed] why do you hate Monoclewinsky?

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