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@Reverend_Scott: Wife: "Notice anything?"

Me: "Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?"

Wife: "You forgot to wear pants."

Wife: “Notice anything?”

Me: “Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?”

Wife: “You forgot to wear pants.”

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