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@SatansTongue: *wife opens present*
"You got me the action figure you wanted?"
Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it
*takes gift and runs to room*

*wife opens present*
“You got me the action figure you wanted?”
Ugh if you don’t appreciate it then give me it
*takes gift and runs to room*

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