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@captainkalvis: wife: our house is burning to the ground! We have to call the fire marshall

me: great idea [to the fire] MARSHALL! QUIT BURNING OUR HOUSE DOWN!

wife: our house is burning to the ground! We have to call the fire marshall 

me: great idea [to the fire] MARSHALL! QUIT BURNING OUR HOUSE DOWN!

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