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@murrman5: [wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house]
"stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"

[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house]
“stop crying for a second…what do you mean you lost me?”

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