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@jordan_stratton: [Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream]
Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants.

[Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream]
Oh my god, Linda, it’s like you’ve never even heard of ants.

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