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@iwearaonesie: *wife walks over to me*
*cups my face with her hands*
*looks me in the eye*

"Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"

*wife walks over to me*
*cups my face with her hands*
*looks me in the eye*

“Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?”

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