@DadInUtah: Wife: We're supposed to get 8-10 inches tonight. Me: That's what she said. Wife: Can't you do any better than that? Me: That's what she said
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@ineedaballrub: I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google.
@liv_thatsme: I call my nephew "dude" and "kid" because I'm a cool aunt. Also because I can't remember what his name is.