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@TheCatWhisprer: WIFE: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you?

ME: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?

WIFE: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn’t you?

ME: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?

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