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@withanewname: Wife: "you think all that sugar you fed the kids this morning was a wise idea?"
Me: "why?"
W:
M:
W: "they're running along side the car"

Wife: “you think all that sugar you fed the kids this morning was a wise idea?”
Me: “why?”
W: 
M: 
W: “they’re running along side the car”

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