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@ArfMeasures: WIFE:Someone's broken in
ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here
[downstairs]
PAL:Can't u just tell her u wanna play baseball
M: Keep ur voice down

WIFE:Someone’s broken in
ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here
[downstairs]
PAL:Can’t u just tell her u wanna play baseball
M: Keep ur voice down

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