@WilliamAder: Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing.
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@jessiejess1228: They say the best part of having sex with a mom are the snacks after, but you have to earn that. If the sex is mediocre you’re getting a glass of water and a little box of raisins.
@Meldiesattheend: If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.