@WilliamAder: Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing.
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@Dr_awfulpants: [Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How'd you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
@SnizzleFrizzle: My kids are 23 and 13 and they still argue about who is my favorite. Warms my heart. Too bad it's neither of them.
@Tommytoughstuff: "How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror? Oh questions about the job? No I'm good."