@MannyDiesel: Will smith literally runs in every movie. Name one movie he didn't run in. I'll wait
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously.
@Steelers1972: I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like.
@AbiWilks: My toddler just asked me "mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"
@kelkulus: Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on.