@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me?
'Is a marriage proposal'
Will, you, Mary, me?
'A foursome inquiry'
@daplusk: "AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE!
Oh good, now it is snowing"
- If I lived in a snow globe.
@joeljeffrey: Me: Siri set an alarm for 6am tomorrow morning. I want to go to the gym before work.
@NoChillPosts: SO SAD
@moooooog35: [1st day in Senate]
Me: I'm against genetic engineering
Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs
Me: How much funding do you need
@christinawilder: I don't smoke, so I take "screaming" breaks at work.