@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me?
'Is a marriage proposal'
Will, you, Mary, me?
'A foursome inquiry'
@LurkAtHomeMom: My 6yo: *begs to go to a Mexican restaurant*
Also my 6yo: *orders a hot dog*
@JMFingSparks: 5yo: *smells glue stick*
Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!!
5yo: it smells like strawberries!
Me: give me that...*smells glue stick*
@ghostkrogh: isaac newtown got hit in the head & invented calculus. i broke my nose last night when I was drunk & invented a louder version of crying.
@LurkAtHomeMom: If anyone has a solid 3 hours on their hands, my 6 year old has a story about Pikachu he'll tell to anyone who is willing to listen.
@13spencer: [Having a problem with my iPhone]
Me: *texting myself* Test
Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend