@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me?
'Is a marriage proposal'
Will, you, Mary, me?
'A foursome inquiry'
@ItsAndyRyan: Noah in a pet shop
"Two of every animal please"
"Want any unusual examples?"
"No, just arky-types"
@TheAlexNevil: How come when a child shouts "This is dumb" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?
@JaimeSamantha: My Boyfriend: Why are you so dramatic?
Me: (Getting eaten by a lion)
@newstart43: I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
@tastefactory: 2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny
2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over