@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me?
'Is a marriage proposal'
Will, you, Mary, me?
'A foursome inquiry'
@ThatEggChick: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.
People get out of the way much faster now.
@SummerCandyEyes: My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal.
*cashes in college fund
*installs a pool in backyard
@sammyrhodes: I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps.
@McCutty1: *Rains pennies from heaven*
*coins decimate the land
'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'
@rysox80: Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account.