@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me?
'Is a marriage proposal'
Will, you, Mary, me?
'A foursome inquiry'
@loudmouth_usa: Mom: When I was your age I never had sex
Me: Mom, I'm 32
@liliths_lair: The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.
@ShawnIzadi: Meiosis is still a better love story than Twilight.
@Erroneous_Me: I hate my job, but it pays for my alcohol, and I need the alcohol, because I hate my job.
@MableGertrude: I have friends.
By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.